Welcome to 1000BottlesOfWine.com.

My small speck of the internet for whatever pops in my head to write about; from video games to gardening to serious “What The Ef moments”.

It may be funny at times or even crass, rude, disgusting, and occasionally dull and boring, but always honest.

I make no apologies for anything that follows, so read at your own risk, preferably with your drink of choice in hand…